Revenge of the Hayfever

my head feels like someone stuffed a wet, flannel blanket into it. i barely slept. my nose is all stuffed. i tried to breathe through it and felt like i was breathing through a straw. that must be what it feels like to be intubated. gross. so then i breathed through my mouth but it got so dry! why doesn't my mouth have the ability to filter, warm and humidify air? what makes the nose so goddamn special? so i woke up, and was like, "shit, it's morning?" i started to sneeze. i have had the equivalent of 2 orgasms and it's only 10:36 A.M. the good part: mom made me french toast for breakfast and she used multigrain raisin bread to do it. i went to the doctor and had my gentle waves thingy and sneezed all the way there. my eyes water in the sunlight. what is this? allergies part 2? revenge of the hayfever? what did i ever do to you! i need to boost my C4 and C8 cells somehow to fight stuff off better. i downed a bunch of echinacea and multiVs and a few allergy pills... no effect yet. i have my lab exam at 2. i just hope someone goes easy on me or the ventilation gods are on my side or whatever because i really don't want to have to wait around to re-do it.