i am in love with belle and sebastian. i knew i would be. they are one of the great parts of the ever-so-great reindeer section. you should also love belle and sebastian. people love me! let's make that statment one of those deductive reasoning things:
michelle is smart.
people love michelle.
all people who love michelle are smart.
this session of mind control have been brought to you by the number 3 and the letter S.
i have a friend who's boyfriend is paranoid about her cheating on him. we were going to have a sleepoever. she said her boyfriend would say, "how do i know you're not just with some guy?" i told her, as neurotic and paranoid as that would be of him, i would talk to him.
then i said, "but even that wouldn't rule out the possibility of you and i having a threesome with a mute." i'm still laughing. right outloud. and no one is home. if someone were to bugglar the house, they'd think i was crazy and run away. home security a la michelle!
ok genius, that's enough. go be productive!
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