dear nike: do you not realize that a large demographic to whom you should be catering to are white, tall, athletic females? well, they are. and they only girls i know who would feel comfortable running in your short little shirts are midgets. when i run, i want my belly covered thank you very much. i have about 2 inches of exposed skin between my shirt and a pair of your shorts. now, my torso is not about average in length, so smarten up! it fits everywhere else, just give me 2 inches more.
i'm off to run on the treadmill after a 4 day hiatus. i went for a walk on christmas day with delle that she said was "killer" and i found to be nothing at all fitness wise. it was cold and that is it. i hope it goes well. i'm optimistic but have a bit of a headache. maybe that's my punishment for so antisocially holing up in my room for the last 3 days to read "the time traveller's wife"?? naw! the book is amazing btw and i'm more than half way finished. this is the time where i begin to slow down in reading to prolong a story i am in love with.
speaking of love, i have a very strong suspicion that my brother and soon to be sister and law have not simply run off to jasper for a vacation but they are actually eloping. matt kept droping hits and giving me looks at every holiday occasion. he either knows i know or he is just letting me think i know because he knows i'm the only one who would actaully truly know that it's something he would do. oh the torture! i wish them safe return. matt, bring me home a new sister and let the 30th be a wedding celebration!
now, to run.
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